Everything Tracy Jordan Said Season 4

gregrutter:

This is just a TIIIIIIIIINY sample of how enjoyable this is.

Episode 1
-I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie.
-Well, before I made it in the stand up, I was a bucket drummer in the subway.
-Oh, yeah? Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it?
-You know how on St. Bart’s people be eating their lobster like this? Nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom.
-Don’t look at me in the eyes.
-Have I lost touch with my roots? I better talk to Rabbi Schmuli about this.
-I blame you and Dotcom. You have built a protective shell around me like a hermit crab or a mermaid booby. And now I’ve touch with the common man. Ehhhh. Who’s that?
-Oh, hey, guy. Come on in. So Rolly, where you from?
-Right on, my brother. My dear friend Moby opened up a tea house in Park Slope. Does he know you?

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    WANT TO GO THERE. also…park slope. what
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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    Liz Lemon, you booger face.
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    Strangely enough,...remember all of these.
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