December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
“Life is not a privilege, but a gift”
– Berkeley Bathroom Graffiti
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
14 posts
I'm losing my mind right now
I can’t find my paper brain!!!!
WatchConan, Colbert, and Stewart fight
Review of the Bible on Amazon
The language is rather lovely, and poetic, although portions of the book do appear to resort to excessive synopsis. The third and fourth chapters, in particular, are guilty of this, with the third being a drab list of rules and regulations presented without elaboration, in a sort of authorial filibuster, and the fourth being a litany of tedious revenge fantasies. Some of the later chapters are...
Teenage Super Party by Wavves
Concert Rules
You never listen to the band that is performing the day of the concert, no matter how bad you want to listen to them. You are going to see them later in the day.
I went to Santa Cruz today with my Uncle Jim and my cousin Rich. My cousin Rich is handicapped and has to use a wheelchair to get around. While we were at the beach a 5 year old kid comes up to Rich and asks him why he was in a wheelchair. Rich tell the kid that he is in a wheelchair, because the monster under his bed attacked him one night and continued to make up a story.
May 2010
23 posts
Everything Tracy Jordan Said Season 4 →
gregrutter:
This is just a TIIIIIIIIINY sample of how enjoyable this is.
Episode 1 -I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie. -Well, before I made it in the stand up, I was a bucket drummer in the subway. -Oh, yeah? Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it? -You know how on St. Bart’s people be eating their lobster like this? Nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom. -Don’t look at me in the eyes....
Life Rules #1
If you wake up after 10 am, there is no point in eating breakfast. Just wait until lunch to eat some food. If you get really hungry, eat an early lunch.
I just pretended to be Flower’s father, while he was picking up a girl for her prom. I think the girls parents were annoyed with me and the comments I was making.
Fruit Bats-When U Love Somebody
naivete:
All day I have felt like I have forgotten something. I have actually had that feeling a lot lately. I will finish talking to somebody or leave somewhere and immediately I will fell like I forgot something really important, like something I need to say or do something. I keep tracing events in my mind trying to figure out what I have forgotten or misplaced, but I can’t find anything....
fongelias:
Marvin Gaye | Let’s get it on
While taking a test in Aptos this weekend, I walked into the bathroom and see an asian at the urinal reading a book. It was the craziest thing I have seen for a while. He was standing up, peeing, and reading all at the same time. It might be amazing, because I can barley do one thing at a time.
“I can’t wait until somebody invents teleportation”
– Matt
I just got really excited, because I got a text for the first time in about 2 years. I thought that I finally got texting back, but when I tried to send one to Matt and it failed. I’m now confused about if I have texting or not.
Requests my mother makes
Please do not drink alcohol when you go to the Giants game.
April 2010
9 posts
End of the Year
So this is my final year in high school and right now I’m ready to head off to college. I know that, when I leave for college, I will keep in contact with a small group of people (you should know who you are). Because I will only be connected to a few people at Valley, I suddenly have an urge to tell everybody how I actually fell about them. I want everybody who I think deserves praise to...
New Motto
Stop being a pussy and start living life.
My previous motto was, “I’ll do almost anything you ask me to” It has been a good motto change, so far.
When we lose Volleyball games, it makes it better when I take something from the school we lost to. Like a t shirt or a volleyball or both.